Satanic Rites 1/Satanic Rites - Issue 1 (1992-05-17)(Destiny).adf/T/Gods-DTY

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}5     The Battle of the Gods
{1       By WODDLE/DESTINY

{6      Chosen Gods from far out planes
agreed upon an assemblige of great
importance. This meeting was to be
held in the great pantheon, a sacred
place where the might of each god
would be powerless. That is all but
one. The pantheon with it's bewildered
altars and beautiful finished walls
lay in the middle of {1WODDLE'S{6
realm, a balance of good and evil but
here the other gods magic would be
useless and so with that he summoned
his creations. They arrived in a
swirling mist of chaos and apparently
weakened by their journey.
    The chosen gods where {4SPUD, the
lord of growth, {2KIWI, the lord of
blood, {3TANTALUS, the lord of
deception and lies and {5JEZZY, the
lord of sick jokes. {6These, the most
powerful of WODDLE's gods had been
chosen for a task, a task they
couldn't refuse. Since arriving at the
pantheon, none of the gods had spoke
and in fact the terrible science was
growing until {4SPUD, the god of
growth,{6 got the courage to speak,
for he knew his creator was angry.
Just before {4SPUD{6 managed to
speak,, the shattering voice of
{1WODDLE{6 spoke "I, the creator of
the realms created you, the gods to
bring me a balance of good and evil
{1(Such words of power don't you
think?){6 you where given the power to
prevent the ever present attack of
imbalance. But you failed!" The gods
faces turned to fear as they took in
the words of their master, "You have
acted like children in your petty
little fight for power and control in
the process allowing one plane to lose
control" }3Tanty{6 spoke with an outrage
that shocked the others, "Why didn't
you stop us or even correct the
mistakes yourself?"
     }1Woddle's{6 rage came not by
punishment but by the tone of his
voice. The voice like a rumbling sound
of a thunderclap, shaking the ground
and causing the gods to shiver. "Is
that such a way to speak your master"
}3Tanty{6 suddenly recoiled in guilt but
his genius in the region of deception
of lies concealed this fact.
}1Woddle{6 continued, with a voice now
considerably quieter, "You seem to
forget, I created you to lift this
burden from me, and the power
struggles do not interest me and I'm
not the reason for your calling. For I
care little who has control as long as
balance is maintained within the
planes themselves"
    }1Woddle {6explained how one
person }7(Lord Soth, or better known
as Lord Sop!){6 has grown an ego so
large that it could cause an imbalance
of justice. "I could correct this
myself but no longer will you escape
the purpose of your creation. Your
punishment for betraying my trust will
be to destroy this threat, then and
only then will you return to your
normal life." With that }1Woddle{6
raised his hands and called the power
to his fingertips to banish the gods
from his pantheon and place them on
the plane which the very threat came
from.
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    Although normally the gods
wouldn't work together, now they had
to overcome a great foe. The
adventures had been placed in a small
island called Sheppey. Sheppey, off the
southern coast of England, was only
lightly populated, so the gods march
went unnoticed. All the gods had
chosen appropriate bodies of men, but
}2Kiwi{6 decided to go one step
further. He created for himself the
body of a corpse {1(For you AD&D fans
out there this would be the equivalent
to undead - the body of a zombie){6 As
the gods went quickly through the
fields only a few people caught a
glimpse of the undead body of }2Kiwi{6
and so had to be slaughtered. With
each killing }2Kiwi {6began to regain
his strength, and he knew when he had
to face }7Lord Soth{6 he would be
ready. But now he was going to have
some fun. he decided that some babies
must die.
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    Back in the bedroom of }7Lord
Soth{6, the death of his last sex doll
had long since been replaced with
another and this time his fantasy
powers had grown.
    }7Lord Soth{6 awakened slowly from
his cold sleep as the sound of an
early morning alarm returned him to
alertness. He threw off his blankets
and felt a sudden stabbing pain
penetrate {1(OO-ER!){6 through his
body, a reminder of the pain that his
last fantasy had caused him. }7Lord
Soth {6shivered and felt his body go
numb not from fear, but from the sign
of another fantasy. Although he had
grown strong in the sense of his ego
he still didn't have the control over
his mind. At first the feeling was
remote but he soon had the feeling and
the knowledge that every thing had a
price and for his ego he would pay
dearly.
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    Back in Sheppey }4Spud{6 realised
that they were all but a few miles
from their destination. }4Spud{6 was a
good god at heart but he knew he would
have pleasure in killing }7Lord Soth{6
because he was the reason he had
been pulled from his home.
    The grass rustled, spreading apart
to allow the great gods to pass, but
as they did they left a trail of dying
plants for }2Kiwi's {6body of a zombie
created an area effect devastating to
life. Trailing behind them, off into
the hazy distance, a brown pathway of
blight and decay. Dead trees stood
barren, their leaves gone and even the
grass had gone brown and decayed. The
route of the gods was easy to see, for
}2Kiwi{6 had destroyed the land as he
went.
    Night fell and the gods didn't
slow and if anything their pace took a
sense of urgency as they went towards
their nearby destination, then the
gods paused for they had reached the
end of the island. For minutes the
gods watched the shining waters until
finally }4Spud{6 decided that they
should take shelter to avoid being
seen by large groups of people.
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    Meanwhile }7Lord Soth{6 was in bed
exhausted from his last day at school
in which he stretched his one brain
cell to the limit. Then he decided he
needed a fantasy to calm him down.
}7Lord Soth{6 laid his head on the
pillow and pushed his sex doll to the
side. Now it began and he was totally
lost in the realm of women and began
to dream lightly. In his mind he began
to say "No matter how healthy you sex
life (non-existent!) there is always
room for improvement." He then went on
to say it's better to stick with one
partner and have more fun trying
daring ideas (OO-ER!) but this he knew
would lead to an ever decreasing
supply of sex dolls. Now }7Lord Soth{6
was in a deep sleep and began to dream
of his dream women (himself!).
    In his dreams he was walking back
to his house with his girlfriend. His
girlfriend had a head identical to his
own (which is why he's fantisising
about her) but he regretted that only
her face was showing and nevertheless
he found it a pleasure to watch her
walk. He lead her to the door and then
they walked in. It looked as if it
were a cave whose walls were sheer and
bare. He gestured for the women to
enter, then she approached. She put
her hand to her lips and then blew out
a kiss.
    }7Lord Soth{6 felt a surge of
emotion, god she was beautiful. They
embraced then they ventured to her
bedroom. After a few minutes the
beautiful creature was leaning over
him. She wore a filmy nightgown that
was falling open with a readiness that
seemed to be intentional and revealed
splendid portions of her anatomy
(doesn't it make you sick that }7Lord
Soth{6 describes himself like that?)
She said something but he didn't
answer, distracted by the sight of her
full breasts within the nightgown
(What breasts?!?!?) He had of course
seen them before and never seemed
tired to look at them (I'll be back in
a minute, I'm just about to be sick!)
    The girl stretched }7Lord Soth's{6
muscles (Ha!Ha!) she seemed to like
that for they were a big turn on for
her (Ha!Ha! just isn't enough to show
my laughter this time.) She kissed him
and said "Is that better?" and his
reply was "Mm-hmmm". For the moment he
was happy for her to continue for he
had a passion for this woman (sick!).
Then as if he seemed bored with this
child's play he pinned her arms to her
side s and went to kiss her for he
wanted her very much. She sat up
hauling off the grip and abruptly
bounced, her breasts upon him.
    It ended in due course as all
things did with a sudden explosion and
}7Lord Soth{6 realising another of his
sex dolls was ruined.
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    During the time of }7Lord Soth's{6
fantasy the gods were ready to face
his ego. }5Jezzy called upon a portal
to appear and then with "Kralan
withdron, rollox", suddenly the group
disappeared and re-appeared at the
door of }7Lord Soth's{6 bedroom.
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    }7Lord Soth{6 thought to himself
if only he could bring the girl of his
dreams to his reality. With a sudden
crash and deep bellowing noise as
bolts of energy ripped down his door.
}7Lord Soth{6 dashed behind his bed
just in time to avoid a jet of flame
roaring from }5Jezzy's{6 hands. The
battle began. The gods stood in
shocked silence, so }7Lord Soth{6 was
able to catch them unguarded, they
were genuinely surprised but still
reacted quickly. Kiwi surged forward
with his dagger that was meant to ram
into }7Lord Soth{6, but his reactions
were to slow and instead the blade was
rammed into the skull of }3Tanty{6
instantly killing him, for altough he
was a god, he was in his mortal form.
(Sorry Tanty but you didn't get your
romp with Vampire) }7Lord Soth{6
darted from the remains of the dead
god and gained initiative to run down
the stairs before the other gods could
react.
    Once down the stairs }7Lord Soth{6
used his ego to full effect. He began
to fantasize about himself (here we go
again!). He placed his hands on her
breasts and began to fondle them and
her nipples. With this }4Spud{6 and
}2Kiwi{6 dropped to their knees for
the power of }7Lord Soth's{6 ego was
taking its effect. }5Jezzy{6 stood
still as if he had been frozen for the
sudden burst of ego had left him
temporarily paralized and then }7Lord
Soth{6 continued his chant. All the
gods had suffered greatly from this
attack especially for }2Kiwi{6 and
}4Spud{6 for they had died under the
word of experience (a fit of laughter)
    }5Jezzy{6 the king of sick jokes
couldn't use his magic because he had
used it up in the jet of flame and so
the only way to defeat }7Lord Soth{6
was to beat him at his own game.
Simultaneously both }7Lord Soth{6 and
}5Jezzy{6 began to chant their combat
rage. }7Lord Soth{6 came out with
facts like "kissed, sucked, tickled or
even tied, toes are stimulating" (You
can guess the quotes come from Sunday
Mirror magazine) and to counteract
this attack }5Jezzy{6 came out with
sick jokes like "Doctor. I'm obsessed
with wife swapping. {1How does your
wife feel? {6Oooh! Really firm and
juicy! What about yours? {1Piss Off{6"
Slowly {5Jezzy came to a painful death
crushed under the might of }7Lord
Soth's{6 ego (can anything stop it? -
No!)
    }1Woddle{6 was disappointed for
his gods had failed him again, but
payed the price for their failure.
}7Lord Soth's{6 ego continues to
thrive but then he thought to himself
it couldn't grow forever - or could
it?


   {7Woddle/Destiny


{1(Woddle, woddle wack wack! {2THERE'S }2NO
{2TRUTH {1in me wanting a romp with
{6Vampire{1!!!! {1I'm really sorry {5Sanna{1,
it's not true. I hope you're not
reading this!!!-Ed)